New Real Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

What does fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower

me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."

I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.

What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)

guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

you guys know bereal be-real more like ce-real get it? bereal be-real = cereal ce-real

This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.

So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"

Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:

Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"

Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

i’m start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me “how are you?” i can say “sad” and toss the confetti everywhere it’ll be like a real life imessage

If your here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶

- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏

Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that 😤💪

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on. You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it. Bitch!