True Jokes

rejection central
in Depression

i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression

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Matt G

I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

Anonymous

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!

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YoungYY
in Depression

If it’s true what they say and I quote; “God never gives you more than you can handle”

Then you should pray to those who didn’t, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.

Lovely perv

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)

Snow Da Wolf
in Depression

The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.

Anonymous123
in Puns

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!

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Jacob Upchurch

The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don’t take it seriously. Can’t believe that people actually think that was true

Crypto
in German

My true hero is the person who killed Hitler

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Anonymous

So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can’t be with her because it’s illegal to marry your sister.

Anonymous
in Alphabet

What’s your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are Purple, not fucking blue.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Addison Banks age (8)
in Funny

CAN WE PLEASE STOP THE FRICKING DRAMA! I see people bullying other people too, Gwen is not the only one. For god sake just do jokes, if you want to bully some one do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other but were still doing this stupid NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEOPLE! That is why it’s called “Worst JOKES ever” not “Bully people EVER” SO SHUT UP AND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread HATE AND FOOLISHNESS FROM PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW BETTER THINGS TO DO BUT TO HATE ON STUPID STRANGERS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FRICKING WORLD!!! “Addison shut up your only 8 years old. What do you know.?” I might be 8 but at least I got some sense, and plus I’m way smarter than you guys anyway. I’m in alert. You know like a very, very, very, intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying “u” I say the true say you instead of “pls” it’s “please.” Sorry if I did meant it…which I don’t!

Anonymous

If your going shopping at school what color would Iike to smell : True or False

Cosby For President

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.

Tara
in Funny

There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.

Lovely perv

This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”

Lovely perv

True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter