What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
If your going shopping at school what color would Iike to smell : True or False
this is a true fact, the letter 'F' in orphan stands for family?
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈
True story
Child: mom someone told me you talk like an owl
teacher: who
Child: oh it is true you do talk like an owl
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero? He woke up and found out it was true.
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F---ing blue!
No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either
it’s just true
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true
So Kenny finally found his one true love. But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
