Real jokes
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
"What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
What do Jesus and I have in common?
No one knows my real bday either.
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Russia—the real joke.
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.