Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for dopes who can't grasp simple concepts. It's all about someone's hairline being super far back on their head. Like, it's retreated so much it's practically in another area code. Imagine your hairline ditching your forehead during a game of tag. Get it now? Sheesh.