New Real Jokes

Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life

Why do vegans use blowjobs Because they can’t take real meat

Why do Vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat? Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place? Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

Why did the rapper sit on the clock?

He wanted to keep it real with TIME

i only cut to find out if im real or cake

What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?

A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.

i forgot the joke i wanted to say chat is this real

others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen

So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5 So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME” so, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG. so, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0 So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”. Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more

Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun

kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?

“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”