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Real jokes

Cage

    • When you're in a cage But it's not real!

    Being in a cage But you have the key.

    Being in a cage But nobody sees you.

    Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.

    Living and realizing you've been born into one.

    Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.

    But you can't live without them.

    The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.

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    • Sex

    • My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

    Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

    Real memes

    Guy

    • A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

    I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

    Oreo

    • It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

    China

    • Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.

    Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers