I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
the fat kid asked the teacher "is godzilla real" the teacher said "they're standing right infront of me"
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
When we told twin towers to put on airplane mode we didnt mean a real airplane
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot? Bigfoot is real
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
I look at your bro
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace"*🖇️😹😹
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
cancer isnt real its probably special affects
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
So my mom said did you do your homework well I say yes and in the hour I yelled this is fake not real 😅😅😅
i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
Can't wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
If Jesus was real they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion.
They would call it crucifact.
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
