Reaction jokes

What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.

I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall? Dam!

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did.

I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.

He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"

Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.