Reaction jokes
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"