Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
If you punch an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents?
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
bully : oh look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt ay ay ay
Me : ding, ding, sing oh did you hear that its the elevator cause your not on my level .......
bully : u_u .......
crwd : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" Thats what my friend said when he gave an epi-pen idk why tho
I told my fam a joke
They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
Like if you know someone is emo and comment emo🇷🇺
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
Why is the leaning tower of pisa leaning?
It has better reactions then the twin towers.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but i wouldnt get a reaction
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing. The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor. In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
i know why nobody like my comment because they got no sense of humor, thats why they dislike it now i know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets laugh =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES
