Reaction jokes

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.

I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"

Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.

In fact, they hang with them!

I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.

So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

When I saw your face, it instantly made me throw up.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.

Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!

I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!

Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?

The recoil.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?

"I think you're overreacting."

Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!

What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?

"I don't get it."

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.