Reaction jokes

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!

I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.

My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.

She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

I can't with these, LMAOO!

How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.

A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.

They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.