My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
My teacher got so made at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and i said “damn, got hit twice”
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Yesterday during The storm there was a blackout, so I shot him
A Piece of Sodium That Lived in a Test Tube Fell in Love With a Bunsen Burner "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12 year old nuts
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I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
Go up to someone and say "im sorry for your loss" and see what they do
whats the difference between a gay man and a freezer. a freezer doesnt scream when you put meat inside it
What do orgasms and impulses have in common? I don’t care if they have either of them
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
,':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2? I think your over reacting
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
