Reaction jokes
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
fr me when I see a kitten across the street
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
My gf told me she was pregnant, so I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me why the hell I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"