I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
Go up to someone and say "im sorry for your loss" and see what they do
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
I told my fam a joke
They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
,':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2? I think your over reacting
removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
If you punch an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents?
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
bully : oh look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt ay ay ay
Me : ding, ding, sing oh did you hear that its the elevator cause your not on my level .......
bully : u_u .......
crwd : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Like if you know someone is emo and comment emo🇷🇺
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
