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One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
That moment when you realize you do not have a joke and someone ends up laughing at what you still wrote anyway.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie...
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised, and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!" I immediately stopped watching and changed the channel.
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.