Carrot Flavor

The humor comes from the unexpected juxtaposition of a common vegetable being used for a sexual act, and the speaker's immediate concern being the altered flavor of the carrot. It's a twist on the usual reaction to catching someone in a private moment, focusing on the mundane rather than the intimacy of the situation.

• Carrot
• Girlfriend
• Sex
• Incest
• Shit
• Masturbation

• I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
• I revealed my dick to my girlfriend. As she saw it, she said, "Nevermind, just finger me."
• I know a baby carrot when I see one.
• So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”