Carrot Flavor

So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was "Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!"

Explanation

Experiment

The humor comes from the unexpected juxtaposition of a common vegetable being used for a sexual act, and the speaker's immediate concern being the altered flavor of the carrot. It's a twist on the usual reaction to catching someone in a private moment, focusing on the mundane rather than the intimacy of the situation.