Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Reaction Jokes
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
