Reaction jokes

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

"Balls" got me like: 😂

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee Stallion: What!

Kris: My mother is a fucker!

The whole world:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!

You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.