Reaction jokes

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

"Balls" got me like: 😂

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee Stallion: What!

Kris: My mother is a fucker!

The whole world:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂