"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Don't scare me! I poop easily!
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
