Reaction jokes

I told my fam a joke.

They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Like if you know someone is emo and comment "emo🇷🇺."

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.

Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.

Boy: ...

Boy: Get the hell out!

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

Don't scare me! I poop easily!

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

"Balls" got me like: 😂

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

Kris

Damn this shit!

Megan Thee Stallion: What!

Kris: My mother is a fucker!

The whole world:

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heh.

When I finished playing my guitar, I noticed an amputee in the crowd not giving me a round of applause.

What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?

"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!