Ppl jokes
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
Gay people.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!