Latino jokes

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.

What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.