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Failed Race

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    • Depressed person: *chokes on food*

    *involuntary coughs until they can breathe*

    "AWWW! I failed the race!"

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you big dummy. This is a super dark one! It's about a depressed person who chokes, but their body just *makes* them breathe. So, they get all sad because even accidentally dying is a fail for them. See? Dark stuff, just like that weird stain on your carpet.

    Comments (83)

    • Comment deleted by 11Bree11

    whats up?

    so i think its getting bad again

    what's wrong?

    oh...um...

    its just like everything got worse

    sorry that i botehred you with this

    What? no it's alright!

    i just wanted ti get away from everyone else since idont know them

    because my mom called me ungrateful

    She what?!

    Oh go- Bree...

    all bc i said i didnt want to do somehting

    What?!

    and i barely get any privacy

    11Bree11

    all bc i said i didnt want to do somehting

    What was she trying to make you do?!

    11Bree11

    and i barely get any privacy

    I feel that. I don't have a door.

    Sky

    I feel that. I don't have a door.

    damn

    or are you going to another school

    no I'm still here. Just another school

    why'd you move schools/

    if youre ok with it,\

    My mom said that everyone there hated me.. and for a while.... I believed it.... your not the first one I got into a fight with. James Paul emailed me shortly after you did. then Skylar.... well.... eh? Mark hates me, Adylen... well

    she didn't want anything to do with me.

    11Bree11

    casey?

    yep.

    you did fuck up the group

    i forgive you obviously

    but like what did they say to u

    that was from my email?

    its ok if they see ngl

    yeah. he hasn't talked to me after that.

    Skylar is obvi pissed off.

    Zach seems to hate me

    what did she email you

    Sky

    Zach seems to hate me

    he thinnks youre cheating

    11Bree11

    what did she email you

    Crap I already knew

    Sky

    Zach seems to hate me

    he thinnks youre cheating

    I think he is too

    I have ppl hitting on me but I'm not

    hell no!

    like uugh!

    ew

    They are the school Bullies, jocks, and bad boys. NO

    RIGHT?!

    I don't see what they have in me!

    .....not helping 😭

    I am the mother of a Gothling! who wants that?!

    thats him

    im gonna head to my hotel room,,

    okay. Byee!

    Deficient Marlin

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