Race jokes
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Memes
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.