Race jokes
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Q: What do you call white people on a black bus?
A: Oreo
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?