Race jokes

We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.

I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.

A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.

The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.

How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?

You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.

What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.

What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?

What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?

Me.

What's the difference between Black and White people?

Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.

[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”

Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”

God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”

Slow and steady wins the race...

...but it will never fix your ugly face.

Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!

Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?

The white guy did it!

What's a rapper's favorite sport?

Rhyme racing.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?

Walking.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?

A: Eat my dust.

What did Omnicron say to Delta?

"Same race, bud, different evolution."

"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"