Race

Race jokes

People

What's the difference between Black and White people?

Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.

Asian

[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”

Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”

God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”

Inmate

Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?

The white guy did it!

Rabbit

Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!

Face

Slow and steady wins the race...

...but it will never fix your ugly face.

Memes

Life

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

Delta

What did Omnicron say to Delta?

"Same race, bud, different evolution."

"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"

Forehead

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

Brother

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Family

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Turtle

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

Chinese

Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Prison

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

Dust

Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?

A: Eat my dust.

Rapper

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

Batman

What do Batman and a Black man have in common?

Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.