What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
What is white, blue eyed, blonde haired and somehow was made in Galilee during the Roman occupation?
An Italian Renaissance painting that was carbon dated.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
You have Chinged your last Chong.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
