Ching jokes
For a while, lead was used in pencils, but... we realised that it might not have been the smartest idea because it lead (badoom ching) to some people getting lead poisoning.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
My personal dictionary on google.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What does a Chinese machine gun sound like? "ching chong ching chong tang tang."
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They roll a coin down the staircase and it says, "Ching chang chong..."
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."