Ching jokes
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
My personal dictionary on google.
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
"Ching chang chong."