Ching

Ching Jokes

Chinese person

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Asian

How do Asians name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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  • Chink

    It's the 1940s.

    The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

    The chink gets sook chinged!

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  • Stereotype

    Ching chong China.

    Jing jong Japan.

    Ting tong Taiwan.

    Hing hong Hong Kong.

    King kong Korea.

    Sex

    What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?

    "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"

    Name

    How do Chinese people name their children?

    They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."

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  • Character

    Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:

    Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)

    East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)

    Jew...Rey (Ray)

    Black...BB-8 (BBC)

    Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)

    German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)

    Kid

    How do you name a Chinese kid?

    Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

    Name

    How do Asians name their babies?

    They throw pots and pans around.

    "Ching, Chang, Clang!"

    Stereotype

    A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."