Shitter jokes

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.

Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.

When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"

I said, "I shit you not."

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

You know if you poo on the toilet at 11:59 PM...

Then at 12:01 AM, it's just the same shit, different day...