Shitter jokes

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

I am so disappointed in this race.

Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.

Shrek- Should I pull the trap?

*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*

LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB

I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.

I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?

Any ideas?

SHIT!!!!

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.