Race jokes
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
Why did the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was a gay male 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American 🇺🇸 🇵🇷 that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. 🇺🇸 🇵🇷
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.