Race jokes
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Memes
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What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?
Alive.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
What sport are Mexicans the best at?
Cross country.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.