Race jokes

You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?

Boss: You're fired!

Me: Ok?

Worker: Why are you fired?

Me: Oh, you wanna know...

*shows him the oven with my pizza*

Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!

Worker: OH SHIT!!

Boss: Did you say pizza?

Me: I sure did!

*shows boss pizza in oven*

Me: This hoe black as fuck!

Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

Are you a race car?

Cuz I’m tryna fuck.

What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?

A spicket fence!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white?

Alive.

What's long and black, the line to KFC.

What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.

What do you call black people in pool?

Coco Pops.

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?

Continental Drift.

What do you call a stupid male Indian?

"Anshu-man."

I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣

Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?

The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!

So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.

A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.

Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.

The French: "But how did you do it?"

The Italian: "I killed one."

The German: "So what?"

The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

What sport are Mexicans the best at?

Cross country.

Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.

What is long and black?

The line at Popeyes.

Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.

Me: Okay, so an Asian...