Race jokes
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
What do you call a bunch of bi-racial, retarded kids? Mixed vegetables.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
“The difference between Asians and Caucasians is the cau-”.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Why do white people own a lot of pets?
Because they're not allowed to own people anymore.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why is a white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
The white guy actually did it.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.