I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
I'm Black, when a cop sees me, he shoots.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Humans and sharks have something in common: the great ones are always white.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race?
What's black, anorexic, dumb, and will never get a girlfriend?
Me.
[God creating Asians] “Alright, and the design is finished, see our new model, the Asian. It has no hair at all.”
Angel asks, “Does it eat normal food?”
God replies, “(chuckling) Oh no, not at all.”
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
. What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
