Race jokes
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.
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Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.