Race jokes
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why is a white prison inmate scarier than a black inmate?
The white guy did it!
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What can an Olympic runner do that Hitler can't?
Finish a race.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"