Race jokes

How are Black people like communism?

Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

"Crap, I burnt one!"

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

What do you call an apartment full of black people?

A CON-dominium.

How does a rapper start a race?

With a ready, set, FLOW!

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

What do you call a black woman?

A Nigg-girl.

What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?

America.

What's long and black, the line to KFC.

What is black and white and red all over?

An interracial abortion.

What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.

"Curry muncher!"

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...

GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

Curry in a hurry.