Race jokes
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Run, bestie, run!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.