Race jokes
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.