Race jokes
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
MatPat’s final theory leaked!
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Run, bestie, run!
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.