What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Your hairline goes farther back to Rosa Parks' seat.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
