Race jokes
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why canβt two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
Run, bestie, run!
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Memes
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.