What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
Race Jokes
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.