Race jokes
Run, bestie, run!
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Memes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!