Race jokes
Run, bestie, run!
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
"Slow and steady wins the race."
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.