Race jokes
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...