Race jokes

What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?

Innocent.

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

How are Black people like communism?

Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

What did God say when he made the first black man?

"Crap, I burnt one!"

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

A pedophile and a priest run a race.

You can’t beat yourself in a race!

What do you call an apartment full of black people?

A CON-dominium.

Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?

It was only 3/5 full.

What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."

How does a rapper start a race?

With a ready, set, FLOW!

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).

I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.

I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."

What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.