Race jokes
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Memes
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Why canβt two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Run, bestie, run!
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldnβt wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.