Race jokes
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"