Race jokes
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Memes
This is the guy in your room at night
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.