Race jokes
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Bush is innocent, he's white...
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
A French, a German, and an Italian make a race to see who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, and after a quarter of an hour, comes out.
Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally, the Italian enters and comes out after five hours.
The French: "But how did you do it?"
The Italian: "I killed one."
The German: "So what?"
The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
If Eve sacrificed the human race for an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?