Race jokes
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was black.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.