"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Why canβt two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.
"Slow and steady wins the race."
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
How are Black people like communism?
Because theyβll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldnβt wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You canβt beat yourself in a race!
