Race jokes
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Memes
This is the guy in your room at night
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.