Race jokes
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Some sperm arrive in the uterus and see that the egg is already fertilized. They complain that they lost the race and have nothing to do but die.
One speaks up and says he isn't angry, and the others ask why.
"He thought he was going to be alive," the sperm says. "This chick works at an abortion clinic."
What did the Indian say to the fat man?
"Curry up!"
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.