Race

Race Jokes

People

Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wrongs don't make a white.

Male

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Russia

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Memes

Boy

when the me and the boys got caught walking around the school during recess

Three boys are running through a field. The image text reads: "Me and the boys running from the teacher after telling the African kid to make an infinite water source."

Prison

Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?

The white one actually did it!

Baby

Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.

Puberty

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

Friend

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

Bed

Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?

Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...

Everyone

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Woman

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

Life

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

Communism

How are Black people like communism?

Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.

Rib

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?