Race jokes
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Memes
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do tomatoes š learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"