Race jokes
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
I knew the human race made mistakes, but you're the worst I've seen so far...
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
MatPat’s final theory leaked!
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
I could tell a joke right now, but it's too dark.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.