Race jokes
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.