Race

Race jokes

Jump

Who says white people can't jump?

Have you seen the 911 footage?

Memes

Russia

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

Song

What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

White guy

In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.

Chess

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.

Sausage

What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

cocks of African-American men

Foot

What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.

Grandma

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.