What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
Race Jokes
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
