Race jokes
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
I love all races, even the bad ones.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Memes
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
What do tomatoes š learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!