Race jokes
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.