What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What do you call an African American pilot?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
