Race jokes
He turns, he shoots!
And that is a horrible end to the Grand National...
I love all races, even the bad ones.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Memes
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
In jail, why is the white guy scarier than the black guy? Because the white guy actually did something.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
What is long and black? The line at Popeyes.
What do tomatoes š learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!