What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race? Use the horse!
What do inner city schools and database have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Unfortunately NASCAR has been cancelled. The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust
“It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’” — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
“Go back to Party City, where you belong!” — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race
It's the Olympics
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Why Should I Walk? by Iona Carr
What Lonely Girls Should Do by Seymour Fellowes
Unusual Window Decorations by Rod Curtains
The Long Walk Home by Misty Bus
Race to the Outhouse by Willie Makit and Illustrated by Betty Wont
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow road
rate these races out of 10/10
white 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
blavk 0/10
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My dad seen rupaul drag race? Asked when will they do up the cars!
Anybody can use this:)
Slow and steady wins the race but it won't fix ur ugly face 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Q: Why don't pedophiiles when races? A: because they like to come in a little behind.
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
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Parademic are so bad go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise the tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race the race begin and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow the rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow so he decided to take a nap as he took a nap the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke the ran as fast as he could but when he came to the end the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again
The lettuce and tomato where in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup
Black people run fast
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race
