Question jokes

Why though?

What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?

It's none of your business!

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

I keep hearing "Obesity kills."

My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"

Why don't orphans like getting lost?

Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

"Scoop pa tun manaa?"

When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"

I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"

Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."

Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?

A. An intrusive thot.