Question jokes
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"