Question jokes
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
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Funny Test Answers #7
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why though?
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"
So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!