Question jokes

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?

It's none of your business!

Why though?

"Scoop pa tun manaa?"

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally!

What does a glass of water ask a pond?

"Water you doing?"

What does the pond answer?

"Pondering life."

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"

Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Answer: Because they taste funny!

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

Why is my dad gone?

I don't know.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.