Question jokes

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?

It's none of your business!

"Scoop pa tun manaa?"

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

Why though?

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.

Why don't orphans like getting lost?

Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally!

What does a glass of water ask a pond?

"Water you doing?"

What does the pond answer?

"Pondering life."

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.