Question jokes
Why though?
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"