Question jokes
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Are multiple choice questions too easy?
A) Yes.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why though?
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.