Question jokes

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

Are multiple choice questions too easy?

A) Yes.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

How do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"

A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

A boy throws his bag out the window.

The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."

Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?

Why though?

What do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?

What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?

It's none of your business!

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.

Why did Sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally!

What does a glass of water ask a pond?

"Water you doing?"

What does the pond answer?

"Pondering life."

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"