Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Question Jokes
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Guys, am I funny?
What's the time?
How would I know?
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
