Question jokes

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"

Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Answer: Because they taste funny!

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

Johnny: What?

Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

Ex: Awhh!

Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

Why is my dad gone?

I don't know.

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?

"Does this come with anything?"

Guys, am I funny?

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

What looks like half a cat?

The other half.

What do you call a PEIS?

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Hello, everyone, how is your day today?

So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.

The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"

The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.