Question jokes
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
Guys, am I funny?
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What do you call a PEIS?
What's the time?
How would I know?
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.