Question jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What's the time?
How would I know?
Memes
Guys, am I funny?
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Hello, everyone, how is your day today?
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What do you call a PEIS?
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?