Question jokes
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you call me?
Chinese?
"Ayo, Lynx, where you at?"
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is playing with you?