Question jokes
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."
Memes
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?
What is playing with you?
What time is it?
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
I'm serious, what's a "dad?"
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.