Question jokes
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
Person: Why? You: No.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
What da dog doin'?
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
What flowers are on your face?
What can you catch, but not throw?
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
Guys, am I funny?
Question: What is the difference between a morbid joke and a dark joke?
Answer: One is 10 babies in a trash can; the other is a baby in 10 trash cans.
I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.