Question

Question jokes

Neck

Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."

Memes

Question memes

Difference

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

I don't know either.

Why do you think I asked you? ;)

Life

BOB: Wanna know a joke?

LILLY: What? Your hat?

BOB: No, my life :'(

Paper

"Can I tell you a paper joke?" I said, "But it is pretty terrible."

Flag

A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"

Legend

Hi, I'm Claire. I am new to this website. I have been seeing these "Legends," and I've been tracking one specifically, watersharky. I have questions about him. Is he nice, protective, single? If anyone has any more information about him, please tell me.

Difference

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

Kahoot

Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*

Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*

A question: When is (my name) happy?

Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*

Answer: Never, only a portion.

Friend: Do you need help?

Nut

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.