How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Put Jokes
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
You really put the R in special.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Fancy playing rodeo sex?
"OK then," she said!
Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
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Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
