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What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? ....... A boner..

An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".

Dear clothing websites if it's put of stock DO NOT ADVERTISE IT

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid

put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod

Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns

What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?

"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"

Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the look on its face as you climax.

What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first? Watching their expression change.

what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it

2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho

I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."