Put jokes
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.
How do you play chess with a Catholic?
You put a condom on the bishop.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.