Put jokes

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"

How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

What happens when you put a baby in a blender?

The baby is a cherry smoothie.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.

I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"