Put jokes

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?

DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!

What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"

I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.

He probably picks hair off his dad’s dick, then probably puts it in his hair.

I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.

Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.

I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.

How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.

I put on my hazmat suit, and grabbed my equipment, and said, "My time to shine!"

How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!

What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!