Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
what is the difference between a baby and a cano? i would never put a cano in my garage
Does your shoe have a hole in it
No
Then how did you put your foot in it
I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. "next to mine" was not the answer i was expecting
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?
Her miscarriage.
I once read a book on antigravity, it was impossible to put down.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light put when she touched him.
why did the emo get in put at the back of the line, he cut himself
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Can i put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
because all I do is pound it man I would put you on my 600 pound life if you didnt weigh a 1,000
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down
I was reading a book about Gravity. It was so hard to put down!
