Puns
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
My existence.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
G@y 👌
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch? Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Imagine the Russians showing up late to the 1917 revolution with a Tsarbucks in hand. They were late, so I guess they weren't Russian. They were probably Stalin.
Are you peeling well?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.