They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing all day.
Nothing Is Possible
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the saying "nothing is impossible" is being challenged by the fact that the person has been doing "nothing" all day. Since they were able to do nothing, it proves that nothing is, in fact, possible. See? The joke implies that doing nothing is itself an activity, which is a play on words, ya dingus.
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