you know bins???? they're TRASH
my teacher: time can't count. me: every second counts. my teacher: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A homey thing is a a house and a sticky thing is a stick
So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"
YOUR SELF
To the people who have seen Meet The Fockers at the movies and they hated it, Fock You Motherfockers!
i sucked a dick
I have a son. Her name is Zara. I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
what do people say when they're fighting, WATTTTEEERRR
Wanna hear a joke? Your outfit Har Har
gay shit
i got banana nut bread for you
oh no the nuts are missing
oh i found them
you know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Doctor: Hands husband his baby Doctor: Im sorry but your wife didn't make it Husband: The give me the one she made
tell me a joke . ok your face
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on pole-tree.
One day their was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that every died. The end!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blowed up and okra was everywhere . I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
#1-watcha doing #2-watching a movie #1-oh I know why because you move-ie
what do you call a fish with a temper
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