I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open so I asked “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
whats green and is dangerous
KERMIT WITH A FLIP KNIFE
*shrek* Bend ogre
how do bees get to school they take the buzz
See I was always told Puns are Funny
But I can see now they aren't Punny
What do you call a bad pun?
The pun is not punny!
What did the dad say to the kid
U got to be kidding me
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle? "Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty."
succcccc
What do you call cringe? You
I made about unemployed people it didn’t work
If we can't see are, can fish see water?
why don't a jedis make puns that often?
the usually have to force them (i hate myself for that)
"Wanna hear a joke?" "Sure." "You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over." "That was pretty DAD."
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats and I'm like "Water you talking about" =3
mankind is made of 2 words. Mank and ind
The waiter recommended the rug meal. She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
How do you plan a party in outer space You planet
Dr Dre caught his friend snoop dogg looking in other people's draws Dre then said dont snoop around.
