Puns
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Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.