Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!
“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
This website!
I have a trombone.
Ya nan!
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
"Time"? More like waiting.
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
The date is April 1st.
Somebody asks you what you are doing.
“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
