Puns

My fish puns aren't on porpoise.

Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)

Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!

“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”

“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”

If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.

Me: Gay puns are the best!

Also me: But I'm straight though.

Why are mice bad singers?

They are very cheesy.

This website!

I have a trombone.

Ya nan!

"Time"? More like waiting.

*insert pun here*

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: Water.

Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.

Are we supposed to submit jokes?

This website.

Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?

Me: Hey, what book are you reading?

Him: "The Twisted Ones."

Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.

I'm Clueless.

By M. T. Head.

The date is April 1st.

Somebody asks you what you are doing.

“I guess you could say I’m... fooling around ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)“