Puns
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Yeoooo.
What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.
No, I don't want to.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
I learned that a strangler was targeting me.
All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
I had the best butterfingers yesterday.
I dropped it.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"