Puns

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

Why can't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Last night I slipped on a banana.

My friend said it was a-peeling!

Why did the first fence hate the other fence?

The second fence used some of-fensive language.

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

I forgot what lightning was. Then it struck me.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

Yeoooo.

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.