Puns

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Olive.

Olive who?

I love you!

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

My puns are awesome, pure gold.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

What do you call frozen web?

A web-cicle.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

Why can't melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.

What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?

"Aye-jack-you-late!"