Puns

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

What did the substrate say to the active site?

"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."

My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

What's your favorite type of flour?

Don't know.

Mines self-raising.

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.

No, what did you get? Older.

My friend tried to sleep on napkins.

I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.

My puns are awesome, pure gold.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

Yeoooo.

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.