
Puns
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I love you!
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but some bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"