Puns
Are you peeling well?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Are you fin-ished with your work?
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Petal
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.