Car pet jokes
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
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My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
One man's pet is another man's dinner.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
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Like if your best friend has a dog.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*