Car pet jokes

Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?

'Cause it's a car-PET.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.

I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

Like if your best friend has a dog.

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.