Puns
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
The police told everyone to put their hands up, and the police were having fun waving their hands around.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
It's punny.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?
A small medium at large.
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Pineapple goes on pizza.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.