What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Puns
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Geology rocks!
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
