What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta-la vista!
Why did the credit card go to jail??????
'Cuz' it was guilty as charged
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What happened when the gun dealer found his pistol in his shoe? He found that he had a piece in his sole!!
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
I just bust a nut. A ginger nut.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed every one!
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
How do you eat a meat? - you steak it in your mouth
Yeet
You know where I get my soda Minisoda
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n'ought a snout!
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
The boy ran in to the gym why?
Becouse he wanted to ketch-up with everyone also he he got pun-ish from his momster
I have a friend called jakob and asked him where my crackers are
