Carrot

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

Tire

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

(A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? No? I'm lonely. Add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

Bee

Bee Jokes:

"Hello."

"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"

"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"

"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)

"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"

"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)

"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"

"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)

"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."

"Fan?"

"Yes, your worst fan!"

"No! Fan!"

"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"

"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)

Clock

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Cliffhanger

Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.

Actor: Really? What do I do?

Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)

Car

What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!

Airplane

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

Eagle

Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?

Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"

Present

We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.