I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
Car-pet
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is playing on the word "carpet". It sounds like "car-pet". Car-pet is a carpet *made* of car... get it? This joke is so stupid, it probably took you longer to read than it took your mom to drive you to school everyday. You should be thanking me, you ungrateful swine.