Puns
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Don't trust the atoms, because they make up everything.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
But why?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.