Puns
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who.
You sound like an owl.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Hana?
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.