Stick up jokes

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"

A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.

Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.