Puns
Person you don't know, my name.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
My sister beat me in a race. She gave me a raspberry. I was bitter.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
You want to hear a joke? You......