Puns
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
Velcro is such a rip-off.
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What do you call high Mexicans?
Baked beans ;)
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.