Election

Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!

Jedi

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

Knife

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.

I made sure it didn't outsmart me.

Atm

I have so many cash machine jokes.

But none of them seem to work ATM.

Eating

"I only eat food on the right of my plate."

"Are you good at eating?"

"I'm alright at eating."