Puns

When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar!

What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?

Can't elope.

How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?

Skelesore.

What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?

1 + 1 =

What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?

The Doughker.

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?

A: Domi doesn't know!

So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?

Me: I Excel at it.

Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?

Me: Word.

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*

Hana?

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.

A dog talks to another dog and says,

"Wow, you're a hot dog!"

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.