Puns
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why tie when you can knot?
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
My dignity to live.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!