Puns

Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.

What did one bee say to the other bee?

"I love you, honey!"

Hana?

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.

How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?

Skelesore.

What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?

Can't elope.

I have some jokes about popcorn.

Nah, they're too corny.

What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?

A tromBONE.

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle.

I have no puns because I don't play soccer.

I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."

I searched on Google, "How to start a wildfire?"

I got 39,300,000 matches.

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

How can you help a llama on holiday?

Alpaca your bags.

"I only eat food on the right of my plate."

"Are you good at eating?"

"I'm alright at eating."

What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?

A tromboner.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you!

Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!