Puns
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Why tie when you can knot?
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"