Puns
Make like a drum and beat it!
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
What animal lies? A lion.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.