Puns
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
Make like a drum and beat it!
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it wanted to be Argon.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going to the airport, which one gets there first? The lesbian, duh, they get there "lickety-split."
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What animal lies? A lion.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
Once there was a boat. Its friends said,
"It's time to come back." And the boat said,
"No way. I don't give into pier pressure."