Puns
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
The boy ran into the gym, why?
Because he wanted to ketch-up with everyone. Also, he got pun-ishment from his "momster."
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
"Time"? More like waiting.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.