If you eat a clock then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
What is a panda's favorite cooking impliment? A Pan - duh
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
pun enters the room and kills ten people.
pun in, ten dead
What did the cell phone say to his wife? i will give you a ring
Wat happen wen u suck
u succ
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Why do toy bears have small eyes because they were made in China
What do you call a bad 'egg' meme?
Deep fried
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon? It’s twelve ow clock.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
I have a really good joke.
Do u want to hear it?
Oh wait this is a bad joke website.
Why do people laugh at mountains? Because they're HILLarious!
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public I said maybe
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns
never joke about 911 they'll just crash and burn
Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn't spread them
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?
when my dog barks he gets ruff
