Danielle Smith jokes

Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?

A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.

Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.

I'm not saying Danielle Smith shouldn't party with oil barons.

I'm just saying that she should carefully watch her drink if she does.

Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?

A. I respect prostitutes.

I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.

So I told her to go stand in front of one.

It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.

Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.

Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.

I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.