Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Danielle Smith Jokes
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
I'm not saying Danielle Smith shouldn't party with oil barons.
I'm just saying that she should carefully watch her drink if she does.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a baby with anencephaly?
A. The anencephalic baby can't help not having a brain.
Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a baby with anencephaly have in common?
A. Neither of them have a brain.
It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?
A. I respect prostitutes.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.