Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.
Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.
Q. What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a prostitute?
A. I respect prostitutes.
It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.
I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.
So I told her to go stand in front of one.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.
I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.
