Prostitution jokes
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
What do you expect when you get out of a bar?
Your mom naked LOLOLOLOL.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
Prostitution. The only job that pays more if you suck.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
What is the difference between a prostitute and a wife?
A prostitute will fulfill your needs with your money; a wife will fulfill her needs with your money.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.