Prostitution jokes
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Why does the environmentalist pimp have his hoes fuck bareback?
He wants to keep condoms out of landfills.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
Why would a Italian heterosexual male do for $100.00 if he was a prostitute that a polish american male would only do for a Klondike bar if he was a prostitute?
suck a big cock.