Prostitution jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
What's the difference between my dad and a hooker? Hookers come back.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Q: What's a hooker's favourite SpongeBob episode?
A: Rock Bottom.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.