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Whatβs the difference between a prostitute and cancer.
A prostitute can beat my d**k anyday, but a prostitute canβt beat cancer.
Whatβs the difference between a prostitute and cancer.
A prostitute can beat my d**k anyday, but a prostitute canβt beat cancer.
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck" she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. "Yeah, i'll have both of them" said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.
why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.
why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______
new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents
why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy
why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion
Want another joke look in the mirror
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How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients he performs fellatio on them
what did the leper say to the prostitute? don't worry you can keep the tip.
why are orphans prostitutes
so they can call someone daddy
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo