Prostitution Jokes

What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer.

A prostitute can beat my d**k anyday, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?

He always gets a great turnout.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

You can keep the tip.

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really really horny. Jack who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck" she said as she stroked his ever hardening one-eyed snake. "Yeah, i'll have both of them" said Jack who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that they both contracted AIDS, and died of it as they did not see a doctor. THE END

What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.

alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.

why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.

why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______

new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents

why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy

why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button

What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses

What do you get when you cross a panhandler and a politician and a lobbyist and a prostitute and a sodomite a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion

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What is it that a🤔 😳 👀 😕 a physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man

What does a 🎣 🎣 👨 👨 man 👨 and a gay prostitute have in common with a physicality handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 all three of them are very good at 👌 😊 ☺ 😀 👍 sucking your dick

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients he performs fellatio on them

what did the leper say to the prostitute? don't worry you can keep the tip.

why are orphans prostitutes

so they can call someone daddy

What did the cow say to the prostitute?

Moo