Prostitution jokes
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What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50, that fuckin' whore.
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
Who do you call in times of a marriage crisis? A prostitute, because your wife fucking sucks.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.