Prostitution jokes
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My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What do you call a prostitute who asks too many questions?
A. An intrusive thot.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe? A hoe can wash her crack and sell it again.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What’s the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One kneels for salvation.
The other kneels with salivation.
Why can't you kill a hooker?
Because they're dead inside anyway.