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Prostitute vs. Cancer

What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?

A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.

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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is dark, like your future if you keep making questionable choices. It's a play on words, contrasting something enjoyable with something deadly. Prostitutes are good at one thing but cancer is... well it is cancer!

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a lot of these are really dumb, but this takes the cake. If this were laid out correctly, it would say whats the difference between my d*** and cancer? a prostitute can beat my d*** but cant beat cancer. i dont know, never mind, it's still worthless. Poor effort.

or it would leave the question the same and the answer would say a prostitute can beat my d*** but cancer cant beat my d***. there you go.

Bro epp, no one really cares, the fact you took the effort to write about it was meaningless.