Prostitution jokes
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.