Prostitution jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.